Confessions of a Spike Whore

A journey into the life of a college spike addict.

nerdgasmz:

sacrificialanxiety:

slugbox:

thebogonoslo:

MY GOD…

already knew a bunch of these, but there’s a few good ones in there i didn’t know about, good shit.

OMG

ECCENTRICALLY TIDY PERSON’S HANDYGUIDE

(via mthumbelina)

wejussomemothafuckenkids:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.




Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America


Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right


You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.
yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.






Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.




Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)
have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

wejussomemothafuckenkids:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again.

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

(via itsjustwhatido)

Total win.

Oxy high performance meet

Tonight is one of those nights that reaffirms my belief that the party scene is not for me. I want to meet a down to earth girl not some random drunk stupid one. Realness is what I want. That’s it.

macmilliee:

Those lines are BEAUTIFUL! #nba #celtics #76ers #boston #playoffs (Taken with instagram)

therunningrec:

Boston snatched the series advantage with a comfortable win in Philly

This is not Kevin Garnett we’re seeing. This slamming, trash-talking, jump shot draining, alley-oop catching, And-1 making player is not the man with disintegrating knees living out his twilight years. Nope, this 27…

dunkface:

Watch Your Head

dunkface:

Watch Your Head

cunts3xual:

for the Celtics winning tonight!

The Lakers lost!!! 

I can’t forget Kevin motherfucking Durant & the whole Oklahoma Thunder team.

&& that is all. 

2-0. Yeah. That just happened. Let the complaining and crying begin. 2 games till we finally hear the end of LA bitching for this season.

mattjeezy:

Grabs broom and dustpan #okc sweeping inc…. 100% satisfaction guarantee (Taken with instagram)

hambzyhambz:

Y U MAD THO!?

libidineuxfeline:

rejoicing now ‘cause okc won